- Why waste a hare found dead at the roadside?
- Not having at least one billhook in your toolset makes you lonely.
- The chainsaw is always within reach.
- On your dinner table there are also screwdriver, screws and pliers.
- You live by the words "A tractor goes where no Ferrari can".
- Dialect is your first and often only language.
- The only car too battered is the one that stops working.
- There's no real need to take off your work clothes before going to the club on a saturday night.
- A club where oil-smelling trousers are not tolerated is too snobbish.
- Salami, bread and wine is the food of gods.
Salami, bread and wine is the food of gods.
RispondiEliminaGod, you are European!
That's "Bologna, bread and beer."
Of course I am European - but an eretic one in many regards. Except for wine. Ok, I can make an allowance for beer in summer.
RispondiEliminaThere's so many types of salted & cured pork in Italy that is difficult just to find a collective name for them. A primer on the subject can be found here.
You mean HERETIC. And for a true redneck, it's baloney, Wonder Bread and beer.
RispondiEliminaZhombre