I still read from time to time The Devil's Kitchen
, and I extracted this little gem
Well, Simon, shall I tell you what I find the single, most distracting thing is when I'm driving?
Yes, that's right; the only times that I have come close to having an accident in the last decade or so is because I am constantly watching the bloody speedometer to ensure that I am not going to get flashed by one of the police's fucking revenue-raisers.
Indeed mate. The whole approach to road rules enforcement seems to be "Screw then over until they bleed" rather than doing something actually effective.
Etichette: Miscellaneous, Reality, Stupidity